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Q:Can using a cell phone at a gas station cause an explosion?
A: NO!!!!

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Just can't stop laughing.....

This joke will surely leave you laughing....

1. what did the egg say when he heard a funny joke?
result: I'm cracking up. LOL

IN 4 hours ijosh will return. See you later!!!!-ijosh co.



We are in the process of making trinkets from the IJOSH CO.. product line.

Notice to all fellow viewers: music content

The music ijosh plays is appropriate for all ages. so kick back, read ijosh, and enjoy the following music of Ijosh's top ten music favorites.



IJOSH BRINGS DOWN THE HOUSE!!!!!

Merry Christmas From:Santa To: you

WELCOME TO IJOSH~~~*

Hello friends of earth. Today we will talk to Jordan from Bastrop, TX.

Christmas~~~~

IJ: How does Christmas make you feel?

JO: Thankful and happy.

IJ: Do you believe in "Santa" ?

JO: YES!!!

oK people, that's all for today. join us tomorrow for a special interview with Caleb McNeill.

Visit ijosh daily. Merry Christmas!!!

Have a holly, jolly Christmas.

Merry Christmas!!

Hello and welcome to ijosh. on december 24, 2008{today} we will post an elf video of my family. It does not require supervision, but you may need them to make sure you can watch it. Merry Christmas!!! -ijosh

NOTES TO ALL: REMEMBER IJOSH

WELCOME TO IJOSH.

STARTING DECEMBER 17, 2008, IJOSH WILL BE TEMPORARILY SHUTTING DOWN UNTIL DECEMBER 20, 2008. ENJOY 3 MORE DAYS OF IJOSH.




DAILY JOKES:

1: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A GIANT WITH A SKUNK?
ANSWER: A BIG STINK!!!

2; what did the skunk say to the wind?
answer: it all comes back to me now!!


notes: please leave a comment...


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THE QUIZZY!!

WELCOME TO IJOSH. TODAY WE HAVE A QUIZ FOR YOU TO TAKE. IT'S CALLED THE QUIZZY. THIS QUIZ WILL TAKE 5-6 MINUTES AND HAS 5 QUESTIONS. HERE WE SEE AN EXAMPLE BELOW;

1. IF YOU HAD A DOZEN EGGS AND YOU SELL THEM FOR 12 CENTS A DOZEN and YOU SELL 384 EGGS, HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU EARN?

OK, NOW YOU SEE HOW THIS QUIZ WILL WORK. WHEN YOU ARE DONE YOU MAY LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW!!


SO RELAX YOUR MIND AND TAKE THIS QUIZ. ENJOY!!!


LET'S BEGIN!!


1: HOW MUCH OF YOUR BRAIN MEMORY IS SIGHT?

2: IN PERCENTAGE PLEASE TELL THE QUIZZY HOW MUCH YOU KNOW ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS !! PLEASE ATTACH ONE SECRET. NOTE;WE WILL NOT POST IT!!

3: HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HORSES!!

4: IF YOU HAVE 65 CATS AND YOU DIVIDE IT EVENLY BETWEEN 5 FRIENDS HOW MUCH DO THEY EACH GET ? MULTIPLY IT BY 10. MULTIPLY BY 20. MULTIPLY B Y 8. DIVIDE BY 8. ADD 234. YOU GET...

5: HOW MUCH DO YOU LIKE TV. [IN PERCENT FORM PLEASE]

NOTE: WE WILL POST THE ANSWER ON IJOSH ON 12/11/08.

THE WINNER FOR JONAS BROTHERS IS.. ?

FIND OUT ON 12/13/08


TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IJOSH. YOUR BFF'S, YOUR PARENTS , BROTHERS AND SISTERS, \


IF YOU LIKE IJOSH PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT BY CLICKING THE"LEAVE A COMMENT'' BUTTON



WATCH IJOSH EVERYDAY 12:00PM -9:00 PM. ENJOY!!

JONAS BROTHERS!!!

WELCOME TO IJOSH*************

do you like....

1.joe jonas
2:nick jonas
3:kevin jonas

email who you want to win!!!


this was sent in by jordan M.

BAND RESULTS!!!

welcome to ijosh!!!

the winner of band vote goes to ..... camp rock. wow!! That was a shocker folks!!!


note: all results are based by majority vote. NO FAVORING!!

BEST AUTHORS AWARDS RESULTS...

SINCE ONLY ONE PERSON SENT IN A RESULT WE WILL ANNOUNCE IT. THE WINNER IS..... C.S. LEWIS sent in by-denise mcneill!!

WATCH IJOSH EVERY DAY 12:00pm -7:00pm !!! please. if you don't, ijosh could go out of business.

email ijosh if you watch it regularly

WELCOME TO IJOSH.
JOKE OF THE DAY...

1. WHY COULDN'T THE BEAR EAT?
ANSWER: BECAUSE HE WAS STUFFED. [ HA HA]

2: WHY WAS SANTA SO FAT?
ANSWER: BECAUSE HE ATE SO MANY CHILDREN'S COOKIES. [HA HA]

NOTE TO ALL: ON DECEMBER 10, 2008 IJOSH WILL BE STARTING A HOLIDAY VOTE. VOTING AGE: 7- 18. YOU CAN TELL IJOSH WHAT HOLIDAY SONG YOU WOULD LIKE TO HEAR. I WILL PLAY THE FIRST 11 TO BE SENT IN. THE NEXT DAY PLEASE EMAIL IJOSH TO LIST IN ORDER WHAT SONGS WERE BEING PLAYED. THE WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED ON IJOSH . HAVE A HOLLY, JOLLY CHRISTMAS!!

NOTE: EJOSH WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

DO YOU HAVE AN IJOSH SUGGESTION?

POST IT HERE...

NEW SECTION** begins on 12/ 9/08***

HEY!!

Welcome Ijosh fans. Ok, tomorrow on ijosh we will open E-JOSH. COST: .50 .Now you can receive ijosh by email without going on Google. Now lets get to ijosh.....



IJOSH PRESENTS,

VOTING>>

DO YOU LIKE...

1: David Cook
2: David Archuleta
3: Carrie Underwood

VOTE NOW FOR A CHANCE TO WIN AN E-JOSH FOR FREE!!

IMPORTANT INFO: TOMORROW IJOSH WILL EMAIL EJOSH TO YOU IF YOU PAY AND REPLY SAYING THAT YOU WANT EJOSH.

MORE IMPORTANT INFO: ON 12/13/08 IJOSH WILL BRING MERRY CHRISTMAS IJOSH.

WE WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL FELLOW VIEWERS FOR SUPPORTING US FROM THE BEGINNING WHEN WE HAD IJOKE. ON 12/12/08 IJOKE IS RETURNING FOR 1 MONTH. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY IJOSH + EJOSH +IJOKE. IJOSH WILL EMAIL YOU THE SCHEDULE.



ALSO, YOU CAN NOW VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE DISNEY CHANNEL BAND. HERE THEY ARE;

1: CAMP ROCK
2:JONAS BROTHERS
3: JUMP 5


NOTICE TO ALL: iJOSH WILL PUT MUSIC ON HERE. IJOSH REALLY NEED SUGGESTIONS FOR MUSIC. FEEL FREE TO EMAIL IJOSH YOUR SUGGESTIONS. IJOSH WILL ONLY USE APPROPRIATE SINGERS/BANDS.

IF YOU LIKE THIS WEBSITE KEEP WATCHING. IJOSH UPDATES IT EVERY DAY 12:00PM-7:00 PM

ROCK ON IJOSH!!!!!!!

BEST AUTHORS AWARDS!!!!

HEY,

TODAY WE WILL ANNOUNCE THE BEST AUTHORS.

***** VOTE:

1: C.S. LEWIS
2: G.A. HENTY
3:KATHERINE PATTERSON
4:GARY PAULSEN

YOU WILL VOTE TILL DECEMBER 5, 2008. THEN WE WILL ANNOUCE THE WINNER
EMAIL ME TO VOTE. I WILL STILL BE AVAILABLE. VOTE, VOTE, VOTE!!!!

P.S. I LIKE C.S. LEWIS THE BEST

PART 2:
JOKES...

1:I LIKE RIGHT ANGLES. WHY?
ANWSER: BECAUSE THEY ARE ALWAYS "RIGHT"

2. I LIKE ACUTE ANGLES. WHY?

ANWSER: BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY "CUTE '' ANGLE.





PART 3:

THANKS TO:

1 :ALL FELLOW VIEWERS FOR MAKING THIS ALL HAPPEN!2:KATIE AND CONNOR KOSTECKA FOR INVITING ME TO THEIR PARTY



***WATCH IJOSH EVERY DAY 2PM-7PM.

IJOSH IS COPYRIGHTED UNDER ALL CIRCUMSTANCES!!!!!!!

HEY...

Hi,

Welcome to ijosh. Today we will announce the winner of "Types of music" . The winner is.... POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All righty folks, today we are going to start a new type of voting for this week. We will vote on what your favorite baseball team is ..... the Mets, the Redsox and last but not least the Padres. Don't panic you have all week to vote. Have a nice day. And don't forget to check the ijosh page. See you next week on the ijosh page. Later dudes!!!

- this post was done by Caleb McNeill

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

Hey,

Are you guys ready to eat some turkey? As tribute to the pilgrims, ijosh will be asking you to please send /email ijosh a note on what you are thankful for. We will publish it on the ijosh page. Ok, let's get to the good part. ijosh will be sending 1 texas friend a special gift.

The winner is...... Julia wilkinson Bastrop, TX

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!!!

we will see you next week with the new episode of ijosh in french [ i reccommend you hire a translater] enjoy!! EAT LOADS OF TURKEY{ HA HA}

WHAT'S UP!!! section 2

OK,

ijosh presents ...

#IMPORTANT INFO

If you like music you should consider voting here. At the bottom of this section there will be a voting section. Please vote if you like pop, country, or rock. Email me your vote.

POP: ?

COUNTRY:?

ROCK: ?


Ok, next time you will see the results.

If you like this page and find errors, please email ijosh.


See you next time on ijosh!!!!

WELCOME TO IJOSH: section 1, part 1,

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